- “Don’t give me that face.”
- “I’m sorry to say that I’m still alive.”
- “Were you always so heartless?”
- “You might not know this but I used to hurt people with just a spoon.”
- “I don’t like ugly people. It pains me to even talk to you.”
- “He/she treats me like a sister/brother!”
- “You startled me, you punk.”
- “How can I get back at that jerk?”
- “Not that it’s possible, but I’ll make myself even more beautiful.”
- “Why are you here, you foxy lady/man?”
- “How many children should we have?”
- “Would you like some chocolate milk?”
- “As expected, I don’t fit in.”
- “I won’t wear it. Get rid of it.”
- “I won’t get rid of it. Wear it.”
- “This is the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted.”
- “I tried my best to make this. Don’t be cruel.”
- “Are you hurt anywhere?!”
- “I’m proposing to you right now, you know.”
- “I could put you in danger.”
- “Most people cringe when startled, but you get ready to punch.”
- “I don’t care about who you were or what you did in a past life. I’d hate you just the same.”
- “Hey, does my face look like this drawing?”
- “I’m only sitting next to you because I have no other choice.”
- “I thought you were only bad at singing but your sense of humor is also terrible.”
- “Let’s go together. If we go together, it won’t be lonely.”
- “You’re looking at me sensually, aren’t you?”
- “It’s too dangerous. You can’t go.”
- “You know that I like you, right?”
- “Liking someone is a good thing. There’s no reason to hide it.”
- “I’m going to become someone you can lean on.”
- “It doesn’t matter who you are because I don’t care at all.”
- “I made him/her cry.”
- “I’ll protect you.”
- “I wish I could have pizza until I feel sick.”
- “I was passing by when I saw an ugly little girl. I called your name just to check.”
- “I’m ashamed to be your friend.”
- “What’s wrong with a motel?”
- “My leg feels like it’s going to break!”
- “Can I kiss you one more time?”
- “It’s too bad we only got to do four romantic things.”
- “What do you want to eat? Oh, right I forgot you don’t eat.”
- “You forgot your hair.”
- “You can give me back my sheets later.”
- “You think I don’t know about your dark thoughts?”
- “I just thought of one thing money can’t buy: your smile.”
- “I’m going to become stronger so I can protect you.”
- “Why are you being like this?”
- “I just visited her fitness club, sweated a bit, and she took the bait.”
- “Get lost; this is my house!”
- “When did I eat all this?”
- “Did you grab [NAME]’s hand and drag him/her by force?”
- “I’d give you the world if you asked me to.”
- “Shoot, I just made a cute face at [NAME]’s father.”
- “He/she got 50th place.”
- “I’m not manly.”
- “Should I apologize or should I confess?”
- “I can hear everything, you cheesy goblin!”
- “Cut it out, you’re scaring me.”
- “Put that back before you cause an international dispute.”
- “Goodbye. Take care. Never come back.”
- “He/she’s talking on the phone while driving. Please give him/her a ticket.”
- “Black loafers with white socks? Are you Michael Jackson?”
- “I got dressed up for nothing… I guess I should take some selfies.”
- “You fall in love every time someone buys you food.”
- “Your grades are really sad.”
- “Let’s just say that you hugged me.”
- “Your Mom says she doesn’t like me.”
- “Go get your gun.”
- “We should do something special.”
- “Be careful. I’m a good fighter.”
- “Congratulations on becoming a married man/woman.”
- “How could you dump someone over text?!”
- “Why are you laughing?”
- “How dare you?”
- “You have no idea what I went through in the short period of an hour.”
- “Where did you come from? I only closed my eyes for ten seconds?”
- “Seeing your face makes me happy.”
critical role sentence starters !!!
- so… we’ll talk later.
- why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
- no. no further.
- this is not over. it can’t be.
- try not to have too much fun without us.
- i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
- it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
- you know i’m in love with you, right?
- you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
- those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
- i’m killing someone, hold please.
- your secret is safe with my indifference.
- my heart is someone else’s.
- do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
- um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
- i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
- you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
- i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
- i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
- you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
- i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
- i was only gone for thirty seconds!
- i encourage violence.
- i can give you the means to protect them.
- i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
- you’re on your own, fuckface.
- a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
- sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
- do you spice?
- so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
- i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
- i told you before. no one kills you but me.
- he traded his life!
- i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
- i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
- i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
- yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
- don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
- i bury my shame.
- i should have told you. it’s yours.
- forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
- your hair’s a mess. sit still.
- you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
- you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
- we’re friends, right? are we friends?
- i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
- i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
- take me instead.
- we walk towards glory.
- that’s mine! that’s mine!
- did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
- please bring him back to me.
- you think you care about me?
- this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
- i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
- if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
- i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
- in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
- i made a choice. this is my family.
- i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
- please. please. i love him as much as you do.
- fix him. fix him!
- i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
- i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
- talk about my sister again.
- it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
- i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
- i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
- don’t ever fucking do that again.
- you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
- i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
- i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
- you know, you’re getting weirder.
- you and i are very different.
- i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
- call me “child” one more goddamn time!
- if you’re lucky, you die last.
- some people have no sense of fucking honor!
- i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
- thank you for believing in me.
- you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
- everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
- how many fingers am i holding up?
- what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
- yay! teamwork!
- you fucking died!
- don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
- i’m going to go get a sandwich.
- you had us all very worried.
- your reckless impulses will get you killed!
- i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
- this is too fucking much.
- come here, you shithead.
- it has been an honor.
- screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
- you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
- i’m undecided about you.
- never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
- i’m not leaving him.
- you’re a better man than you believe.
- feel like making a home here?
- you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
- sound off if you’re alive.
- it’s not going to work.
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
- ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
- ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
- ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
- ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
- ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
- ❝ you will never escape. ❞
- ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
- ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
- ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
- ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
- ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
- ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
- ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
- ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
- ❝ they died screaming. ❞
- ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
- ❝ how long have you known? ❞
- ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
- ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
- ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
- ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
- ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
- ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
- ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
- ❝ he adores you. ❞
- ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
- ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
- ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
- ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
- ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
- ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
- ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
- ❝ then kill me. ❞
- ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
- ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
- ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
- ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
- ❝ stop! ❞
- ❝ let them watch. ❞
- ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
- ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
- ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
- ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
- ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
- ❝ you love him? ❞
- ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
- ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
- ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
- ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
- ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
- ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
- ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
- ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
- ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
- ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
- ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
- ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
- ❝ do you really think that? ❞
- ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
- ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
- ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
- ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
- ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
- ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
- ❝ I’m married. ❞
- ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
- ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
- ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
- ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
- ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
- ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
- ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
- ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
- ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
- ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
- ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
- ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
- ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
- ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
- ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
- ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
- ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
- ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
- ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
- ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
- ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
- ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
- ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
- ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
- ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
- ❝ this is my home. ❞
- ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
- ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
- ❝ fuck me. ❞
- ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
- ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
- ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
- ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
- ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
- ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞