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sex+romance headcanons!
Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.
🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date?
😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?
👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
💬 When did my muse go on their first date?
💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?
💗 Has my muse ever been in love?
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
👰 Would my muse ever get married?
🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?
🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
🎆 Is my muse into monogamy?
💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?
🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?
👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
💋 How many people has my muse slept with?
👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around?
👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner?
😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?
💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?
👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex?
👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex?
🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?
🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?
💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand?
💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
♱ ( ; TBT ; ) ♱ nsfw //
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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!
(though off anon is fine too!)
- “Is there someone you hold dear?”
- “Don’t you feel any guilt?”
- “You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”
- “There must be something you fear.”
- “Do you have a home?”
- “Is there someone you like?”
- “Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”
- “Aren’t you ashamed?”
- “Aren’t you happy?”
- “Who do you despise?”
- “How do you sleep at night?”
- “What do you think of kindness?”
- “What do you think of hatred?”
- “Why do you fight?”
- “Why do you live?”
- “How much blood have you spilled?”
- “How much death have you seen?”
- “Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”
- “Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”
- “Can’t you tell they love you?”
- “Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”
- “Can’t you tell the truth for once?”
- “You’re not tainted.”
- “You’re not alone.”
- “You’re awful.”
- “You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”
- “You’re an emotionless robot.”
- “You’re just a lap dog.”
- “It’s not over.”
- “He/she needs you.”
- “Stop lying.”
- “Stop fighting.”
- “Stop pushing others away.”
- “You’re cruel.”
- “You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”
- “You depend on him/her too often.”
- “You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”
- “He/she is bringing you down.”
- “You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”
- “You need to listen.”
- “You need to speak up more often.”
- “You’re weak.”
- “You’re too proud.”
- “Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”
- “You won’t always be around to save him/her.”
- “One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”
- “You can’t cheat death.”
- “You can’t hide forever.”
- “They’ll find out the truth eventually.”
- “That person is only holding you back.”
- “They’re too good for you.”
- “You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”
- “It will get better.”
- “You look lonely.”
- “You look bitter.”
- “You look tired.”
- “You’re hiding a painful burden.”
- “You’re perfect.”
- “You’re beautiful.”
- “You will always be worthless.”
- “Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”
- “You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”
- “You’ll rise above them all.”
- “You’ll find your place in this world.”
- “Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.
Send me the name of a character and I’ll tell you if I’d RP them!
send me a heart to learn something about my muse!
❤: does my muse consider themselves a romantic?♡: how does my muse act, consciously and/or subconsciously, around people they are romantically interested in?
❥: what is my muse's ideal date?
ღ: how does my muse feel about displays of affection in public and/or in private?
💕: how does my muse express their feelings? do they do through small but meaningful gestures, or through bold declarations?
💘: how does my muse act/react when they first realize that they had a crush on somebody?
💝: what would my muse consider a "perfect gift"?
💓: how does my muse feel about physical intimacy?
💌: how would my muse go about confessing to someone they liked? would they do it indirectly or directly, or maybe not at all?
💟: what are three traits that my muse looks for in a partner?
💙: how would my muse handle seeing their object of affection falling in love with someone else?
💚: how does my muse feel about love? about falling in love? about being in love?
💜: how long might it take for my muse to say "i love you" for the first time?
💛: does my muse believe in love-at-first-sight? in soulmates? in fate?
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