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WHO OF US IS:
Older? yours/mine
Taller? yours/mine
Richer? yours/mine
Neater? yours/mine
Nicer? yours/mine
Smarter? yours/mine
Funnier? yours/mineａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:
Who is a better friend? yours/mine
Who lies the most? yours/mine
Who swears the most? yours/mine
Who reads more? yours/mine
Who is more creative? yours/mine
Who is more troubled? yours/mine
Who has better morals? yours/mine
- “Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”
- “We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”
- “Pants are just an illusion.”
- “Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”
- “Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”
- “Hey, the cat crashed your car.”
- “I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”
- “It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”
- “[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”
- “I’m bleeding?!”
- “I have to tell you a secret…”
- “You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”
- “I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”
- “I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”
- “Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”
- “Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”
- “You want to go to Taco Bell?”
- “I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”
- “Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”
- “I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”
- “Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”
- “Jesus told me to do it.”
- “I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”
- "This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”
- “How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”
- “HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”
- “Hamsters have feelings, too..”
- “Who convinced me to come here?”
- “The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”
- “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”
- “Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”
- “You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”
send a SYMBOL and my MUSE will respond:
♕ what do they think of their mun?
❖ do they like the layout of mun’s rp blog? what would they change about it?
✯ what’s their favorite official art of themselves?
♞ least favorite official art of themselves?
☯ something in canon they wish they hadn’t said/done?
✘ something the MUN has made them do/say that they didn’t want to?
♖ are they popular in their fandom? how do they feel about that?
☞ would they like themselves as a character? why or why not?
♋ does muse have any interest in roleplaying? if so, what/who would they play as?
㋡ which icon of them that mun has is their favorite? which one do they never want to see mun use again or ever?
kzrl:
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life.
[text] I should have never let you back into my life.
[text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that.
[text] Please don’t walk away.
[text] Please don’t do this.
[text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you?
[text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it.
[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again.
[text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong.
[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.
[text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did
[text] The truth is I’m not over you.
[text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you.
[text] I’m seeing someone else.
[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker?
[text] You’re so selfish.
[text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them].
[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACELOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.
[text] Be careful.
[text] I’m only saying it because I love you.
[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.
[text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.
[text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?
[text] Let me take you out, please?
[text] Let me make you dinner tonight.
[text] I want you to be happy.
[text] You’re always safe with me.
[text] I can’t stop thinking about you.
[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you.
[text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that.
[text] It was so good seeing you.
[text] You don’t need this shit.
[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.
[text] Let me help, please?
[text] You’re important to me.
[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.
[text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut.
[text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?
[text] Lose my number, asshole.
[text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so.
[text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf.
[text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend.
[text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is.
[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it?
[text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole.
[text] Go fuck yourself.
[text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
[text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first.
[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now
[text] Bye and have a very fuck you daySEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.
[text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor.
[text] Come over. With condoms.
[text] You should come over, clothing optional.
[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT
[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life
[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?
[text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended.
[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
[text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis.
[text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology.
[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
[text] I just need some of your time and all of your body.
[text] I am available for nakedness
[text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it loveDRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w
[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH
[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever
[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known
[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like
[drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss
[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon
[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight
[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS
[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no
[drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated
[drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol.
[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
☎: : Our muses calling each other in the middle of the night!
☪ : Our muses go camping in the night together!
♛ : Our muses are king and queen!
✿ : Our muses are storybook characters characters!
☮ : Our muses in a war!
✚ : One muse patching the other muse up!
↗ : Our muses go hiking in the mountains!
☠ : Our muses in a haunted house!
☭ : Our muses are superheros!
✥ : Our muses as mythical creatures
♨ : Our muses having dinner together!
❉: Our muses stuck in a snowstorm together!
☝ : Our muses at a rave/club/house party together!
🎦 : My muse sneaks in through the others window!
∗ : One ( or both ) of our muses are drunk!
☮: My muse is angry, and the other is trying to calm them down!
✉ : Our muses drunkenly text-message!
➹ : Our muses try archery together!
➡ : Our muses go on a road-trip!
☈ : Our muses get lost in the forest together!
♞ : Our muses play a game together, and one of them is cheating!
۵ : One muse is crying about something, and the other comforts the other!
♂♀ : Our muses change to the opposite gender!
◯ : Our muses are discovering an unknown world
☀ : Our muses at the beach together!
🔎 : Our muses being detectives!
☿ : My muse and yours go crazy and get sent to an asylum together!
♒ : Our muses lost at sea!
回 : Our muses go shopping together!
✲ : Our muses are both freaks in the dark circus!☢ : Our muses during a zombie apocalypse!
✈: : Our muses travel to a different country!
✗ : Our muses having a childish argument!
↺ : Our muses get in a tickle fight.
✜ : my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia
✧ : Our muses celebrate a holiday together! ( choose )!
☁ : Our muses trapped in a dream/nightmare together!
☣ : My muse is possessed!
۩ : My muse is locked away in a tower
✖ : My muse gets an injury!
ϟ : Our muses during a natural disaster!
☂ : Our muses playing in the rain!
♫ : A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle!
↺ : Our muses switch bodies!
✔: My muse meets yours for the first time.
✍: For a random literature starter with a genre of your choosing.
✿: For a randomly shuffled option! ^
These can be character development questions, questions about any interactions you’ve seen on the blog, questions about any ships you’ve seen on the blog, questions about my muses feelings about other muses from the fandom, or anything else you may be interested in knowing about my muse.
Send 🍟 to steal one of my muse’s fries. Thief.
Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet
♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first!
☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet.
☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people.
♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet…
★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write
☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post
☾ - I don’t know how to approach you
☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING
☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…
- “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
- “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
- “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
- “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
- “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
- “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
- “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
- “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
- “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
- “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
- “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
- “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
- “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
- “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
- “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
- “whose blood is that?”
- “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
- “don’t you dare fucking let go!”
- “what the hell happened to you?”
- “are they dead? did you kill them?”
- “do you know what you’ve done?”
- “you’re either with me or against me.”
- “who the hell did this to you?”
- “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
- “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
- “when was the last time you ate?”
- “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
- “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
- “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
- “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
- “are you… throwing up in there?”
- “why aren’t you eating?”
- “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
- “i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
- "i woke up, & you were gone.”
- “just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
- "it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”