I. The Magician

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 17:24:26 -0400

Symbols for the mun
💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted
✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me
💍 I want to be exclusives with you
⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did
☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how
💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t
🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends
🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!
💡 I have a thread idea for us!
💌 I just think you’re amazing
💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

scruffyturtles:Kicky girl

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 03:56:14 -0500

scruffyturtles:

Kicky girl

yosuke-gay:country boys make do

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 03:54:43 -0500

yosuke-gay:

country boys make do

I hope everyone’s having a nice 2018 so far

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 03:51:43 -0500

_{I hope everyone’s having a nice 2018 so far}

K-Drama Starters Part II:

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 19:53:07 -0500

rpstarterss:

“Don’t give me that face.”

“I’m sorry to say that I’m still alive.”

“Were you always so heartless?”

“You might not know this but I used to hurt people with just a spoon.”

“I don’t like ugly people. It pains me to even talk to you.”

“He/she treats me like a sister/brother!”

“You startled me, you punk.”

“How can I get back at that jerk?”

“Not that it’s possible, but I’ll make myself even more beautiful.”

“Why are you here, you foxy lady/man?”

“How many children should we have?”

“Would you like some chocolate milk?”

“As expected, I don’t fit in.”

“I won’t wear it. Get rid of it.”

“I won’t get rid of it. Wear it.”

“This is the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted.”

“I tried my best to make this. Don’t be cruel.”

“Are you hurt anywhere?!”

“I’m proposing to you right now, you know.”

“I could put you in danger.”

“Most people cringe when startled, but you get ready to punch.”

“I don’t care about who you were or what you did in a past life. I’d hate you just the same.”

“Hey, does my face look like this drawing?”

“I’m only sitting next to you because I have no other choice.”

“I thought you were only bad at singing but your sense of humor is also terrible.”

“Let’s go together. If we go together, it won’t be lonely.”

“You’re looking at me sensually, aren’t you?”

“It’s too dangerous. You can’t go.”

“You know that I like you, right?”

“Liking someone is a good thing. There’s no reason to hide it.”

“I’m going to become someone you can lean on.”

“It doesn’t matter who you are because I don’t care at all.”

“I made him/her cry.”

“I’ll protect you.”

“I wish I could have pizza until I feel sick.”

“I was passing by when I saw an ugly little girl. I called your name just to check.”

“I’m ashamed to be your friend.”

“What’s wrong with a motel?”

“My leg feels like it’s going to break!”

“Can I kiss you one more time?”

“It’s too bad we only got to do four romantic things.”

“What do you want to eat? Oh, right I forgot you don’t eat.”

“You forgot your hair.”

“You can give me back my sheets later.”

“You think I don’t know about your dark thoughts?”

“I just thought of one thing money can’t buy: your smile.”

“I’m going to become stronger so I can protect you.”

“Why are you being like this?”

“I just visited her fitness club, sweated a bit, and she took the bait.”

“Get lost; this is my house!”

“When did I eat all this?”

“Did you grab [NAME]’s hand and drag him/her by force?”

“I’d give you the world if you asked me to.”

“Shoot, I just made a cute face at [NAME]’s father.”

“He/she got 50th place.”

“I’m not manly.”

“Should I apologize or should I confess?”

“I can hear everything, you cheesy goblin!”

“Cut it out, you’re scaring me.”

“Put that back before you cause an international dispute.”

“Goodbye. Take care. Never come back.”

“He/she’s talking on the phone while driving. Please give him/her a ticket.”

“Black loafers with white socks? Are you Michael Jackson?”

“I got dressed up for nothing… I guess I should take some selfies.”

“You fall in love every time someone buys you food.”

“Your grades are really sad.”

“Let’s just say that you hugged me.”

“Your Mom says she doesn’t like me.”

“Go get your gun.”

“We should do something special.”

“Be careful. I’m a good fighter.”

“Congratulations on becoming a married man/woman.”

“How could you dump someone over text?!”

“Why are you laughing?”

“How dare you?”

“You have no idea what I went through in the short period of an hour.”

“Where did you come from? I only closed my eyes for ten seconds?”

“Seeing your face makes me happy.”

valkiriya: slides the dash $2 …….. ship with me

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 02:33:44 -0500

valkiriya:

slides the dash $2 …….. ship with me

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 22:56:59 -0500

skirtish:

Go ahead and add more if you want!

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.”
“I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.”
“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
“When God made you, he was showing off.”
“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
“What time do you have to go back to Heaven?”
“Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.”
“Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.”
“Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?”
“Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.”
“If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”
“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
“There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.”
“Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.”
“There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?”
“I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?”
“You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.”
“Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

Photo

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 17:03:25 -0500

thievinginstinct: So I truly planned to get this blog up and running long before now,...

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 20:52:31 -0500

thievinginstinct:

_{So I truly planned to get this blog up and running long before now, however
a few big changes in my life have kept me from doing so. Explanation below the cut.}

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gogopri:my protag is only perfect when i have an internet...

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:26:41 -0500

gogopri:

my protag is only perfect when i have an internet connection

D/DLC is the kinda game that’d have Yosuke sitting at his computer like––

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 23:51:52 -0500

_{D/DLC is the kinda game that’d have Yosuke sitting at his computer like––}

❝ Hey ladies, guess who sounds exactly like Spid.er-Man. ❞

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 00:10:40 -0400

❝ _H_{ey ladies, guess who sounds exactly like Spid.er-Man.} ❞

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:40:17 -0400

itmeanshcpe:

veilled :

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them .
Δ = playing with their hair .
❤ = kissing them .
₪ = asking them out for dinner .
☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) .
♘ = stabbing them .
♕ = bowing down before them .
♒ = lying to them .
✿ = buying them flowers .
☾ = being found shirtless .
♢ = reading them a story .
☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm .
✎ = speaking in a different language .
✏ = teaching them a different language .
▄ = telling them a joke .
♬ = singing to them .
☹ = insulting a loved one .
ஐ = slapping them .
✂ = threatening them .
❃ = dancing with them .
▤ = falling asleep on them .
☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .
♣ = discovering them crying .
回 = patching a wound .
✮ = stargazing .
▓ = caught stealing their belongings .
☽ = wandering alone at night .
♡ = complimenting them .
≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .
☢ = falling over .
✦ = being well-dressed .
❂ = wiping blood off their face .
◎ = taking care of them while ill .
☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them .
⇕ = holding their hand .
↱ = being lost with them .
☠ = pushing them against a wall .

He can’t handle storms very well, someone comfort him please….

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 13:54:50 -0400

_H_{e can’t handle storms very well, someone comfort him please….}

School-Related Sentence Starters

Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:36:31 -0400

splattermemes:

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”

“I’m taking a nap.”

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:49:32 -0400

moretrashyrpmemes:

“You’ve been sitting alone for hours, hope you don’t mind me joining you”

“Do you have any friends? I always see you around but… alone”

“Do you want to join me?”

“Do you want to join us?”

“We have an extra ticket if you want to come”

“Is there a reason you never talk to people”

“You’re the only person at this bar that leaves alone at night, every night”

“Let me keep you company”

“You’re a familiar face”

“Glad I’m not the only one alone out here tonight”

“Do you like being lonely?”

“Where you always so distant from everyone?”

“Come on, just play one game with me, I can’t let you sit there and mope all day”

“You don’t have to be so lonely you know”

📷 How’s your love life?

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 01:35:36 -0400

_{Send 📷 + a question for my muse and they can only respond with an icon}

Send 📷 + a question for my muse and they can only respond with an icon

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 23:35:24 -0400

It’s crazy late and I’m lowkey alone atm Anyone wanna chat or somethin’ idk??

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 03:37:02 -0400

_{It’s crazy late and I’m lowkey alone atm
Anyone wanna chat or somethin’ idk}??

Reblog if you RP using Discord

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 21:48:15 -0400

kavtari:

Message me if you’d like my username.