I. The Magician

School-Related Sentence Starters

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Everyday

• “Did we have homework?”
• “Please be my lab partner.”
• “Can I borrow a pencil?”
• “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  
• “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
• “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
• “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  
• “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
• “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
• “You are…so dumb…”
• “Was Shakespeare gay?”
• “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
• “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
• “Can I borrow your notes?”
  
• “This class is so boring…”
• “Am I in the right classroom?”
• “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  
• “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
• “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
• “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  
• “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”
  

Exams

• “I forgot about the midterm.”
  
• “I’m gonna FAIL.”
• “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
• “Please help me study.”
• “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
• “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
• “I live at the library now.”
• “Do you need help with the chapter?”
• “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
• “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
• “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
• “Do you even know how to read?”
• “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
• “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
• “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
• “Sleep is for the weak.”
• “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
• “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
• “Your notes are just doodles.”
  

Lunchtime

• “What’s for lunch?”
• “Please trade lunches with me.”
• “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
• “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
• “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
• “I would kill for a taco right now.”
• “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
• “There’s pizza today.”
• “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
• “Ugh, this is expired.”
• “Is this seat taken?”
• “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
• “Did you make this?”
• “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
• “I made brownies.”
• “Let’s eat outside today.”
• “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
• “You’re in my seat.”
• “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”
  

Gym

• “I can’t run for my life.”
• “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
• “Why do you look so red?”
• “I’m DYING.”
• “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
• “I can’t run anymore.”
• “Your team is going DOWN.”
• “Are you okay?!”
• “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  
• “Think fast!”
• “Is that the best you can do?”
• “I dare you to race me.”
• “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”
  

Uniforms / Clothes

• “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
• “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
• “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
• “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
• “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
• “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
• “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
• “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
• “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
• “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
• “Class rings are overrated.”
• “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
• “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
• “I can see your underwear.”
  

Detention

• “Wanna skip?”
  
• “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
• “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
• “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
• “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
• “Fuck the police.”
• “They put me in here just for being late…”
• “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
• “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
• “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
• “This is prison.”
• “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
• “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
• “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  
• “I’m taking a nap.”