"DID YOU JUST SPILL YOUR DRINK ON ME!?"

"That one guy/girl over there was eyeing you! Don't be obvious"

"Shut up and dance with me, okay?"

"Is this seat taken? Sorry, this place is crowded"

"Oh no, I wanna go home already"

"I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL! THIS PARTY SUCKS, TOO!"

"Having the strong feeling I'll have to erase all my social networks in the morning"

"No, I wasn't planning on dancing to this with you but what the hell, right?"

"Could you do me a favor? Could you pretend you're my girlfriend/boyfriend for a moment?"

"Who... the fuck... invited...you?"

"Nothing much, I'm just sneaking alcohol into this place"

"Yeah, I got stuck in the toilet. I was avoiding confrontation"

"Oh, man. Is that the police? Who the hell sold us out?"

"I did, I called the cops. Don't blame me, DJ shouldn't have played that crap on loop"

"Do you think there is any room we can sneak in?"

"Guess what's between me and my party dress..."

"Party don't start till someone's mom crashes it"

"NO! I SAID NO PETS! WHY DID YOU BRING THE DOG?"

"Dude, they just threw someone out of a window"

"...Guess who just stole the host's expensive tequila!"

"WHAT!? I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!"

"I bet you a hundred bucks we can fuck somewhere in this place and not get caught"

"Two beers, please!"

"Oh, I wasn't expecting to see you here..."

"Parties are not my thing"

"I swear, having this much fun should be illegal"

"What do you mean with 'this isn't a costume party'?"

"Wanna dance with me?"

"Best party ever!"

"Worst. Party. Ever"