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rpmemes-gallery:

Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

scruffyturtles:

Kicky girl

yosuke-gay:

country boys make do

        _{I hope everyone’s having a nice 2018 so far}

K-Drama Starters Part II:

rpstarterss:

• “Don’t give me that face.”
  
• “I’m sorry to say that I’m still alive.”
  
• “Were you always so heartless?”
  
• “You might not know this but I used to hurt people with just a spoon.”
  
• “I don’t like ugly people. It pains me to even talk to you.”
  
• “He/she treats me like a sister/brother!”
  
• “You startled me, you punk.”
  
• “How can I get back at that jerk?”
  
• “Not that it’s possible, but I’ll make myself even more beautiful.”
  
• “Why are you here, you foxy lady/man?”
  
• “How many children should we have?”
  
• “Would you like some chocolate milk?”
  
• “As expected, I don’t fit in.”
  
• “I won’t wear it. Get rid of it.”
  
• “I won’t get rid of it. Wear it.”
  
• “This is the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted.”
  
• “I tried my best to make this. Don’t be cruel.”
  
• “Are you hurt anywhere?!”
  
• “I’m proposing to you right now, you know.”  
  
• “I could put you in danger.”
  
• “Most people cringe when startled, but you get ready to punch.”
  
• “I don’t care about who you were or what you did in a past life. I’d hate you just the same.”
  
• “Hey, does my face look like this drawing?”
  
• “I’m only sitting next to you because I have no other choice.”
  
• “I thought you were only bad at singing but your sense of humor is also terrible.”
  
• “Let’s go together. If we go together, it won’t be lonely.”
  
• “You’re looking at me sensually, aren’t you?”
  
• “It’s too dangerous. You can’t go.”
  
• “You know that I like you, right?”
  
• “Liking someone is a good thing. There’s no reason to hide it.”
  
• “I’m going to become someone you can lean on.”
  
• “It doesn’t matter who you are because I don’t care at all.”
  
• “I made him/her cry.”
  
• “I’ll protect you.”
  
• “I wish I could have pizza until I feel sick.”
  
• “I was passing by when I saw an ugly little girl. I called your name just to check.”
  
• “I’m ashamed to be your friend.”
  
• “What’s wrong with a motel?”
  
• “My leg feels like it’s going to break!”
  
• “Can I kiss you one more time?”
  
• “It’s too bad we only got to do four romantic things.”
  
• “What do you want to eat? Oh, right I forgot you don’t eat.”
  
• “You forgot your hair.”
  
• “You can give me back my sheets later.”
  
• “You think I don’t know about your dark thoughts?”
  
• “I just thought of one thing money can’t buy: your smile.”
  
• “I’m going to become stronger so I can protect you.”
  
• “Why are you being like this?”
  
• “I just visited her fitness club, sweated a bit, and she took the bait.”
  
• “Get lost; this is my house!”
  
• “When did I eat all this?”
  
• “Did you grab [NAME]’s hand and drag him/her by force?”
  
• “I’d give you the world if you asked me to.”
  
• “Shoot, I just made a cute face at [NAME]’s father.”
  
• “He/she got 50th place.”
  
• “I’m not manly.”
  
• “Should I apologize or should I confess?”
  
• “I can hear everything, you cheesy goblin!”
  
• “Cut it out, you’re scaring me.”
  
• “Put that back before you cause an international dispute.”
  
• “Goodbye. Take care. Never come back.”
  
• “He/she’s talking on the phone while driving. Please give him/her a ticket.”
  
• “Black loafers with white socks? Are you Michael Jackson?”
  
• “I got dressed up for nothing… I guess I should take some selfies.”
  
• “You fall in love every time someone buys you food.”
  
• “Your grades are really sad.”
  
• “Let’s just say that you hugged me.”
  
• “Your Mom says she doesn’t like me.”
  
• “Go get your gun.”  
  
• “We should do something special.”  
  
• “Be careful. I’m a good fighter.”
  
• “Congratulations on becoming a married man/woman.”
  
• “How could you dump someone over text?!”
  
• “Why are you laughing?”  
  
• “How dare you?”
  
• “You have no idea what I went through in the short period of an hour.”
  
• “Where did you come from? I only closed my eyes for ten seconds?”
  
• “Seeing your face makes me happy.”
  

valkiriya:

slides the dash $2 …….. ship with me

SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

skirtish:

Go ahead and add more if you want!

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.”
“I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.”
“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”
“When God made you, he was showing off.”
“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
“What time do you have to go back to Heaven?”
“Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.”
“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
“I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.”
“Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.”
“Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?”
“Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.”
“If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”
“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
“There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.”
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.”
“Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.”
“There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?”
“I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?”
“You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.”
“Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.”
“What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

thievinginstinct:

           _{So I truly planned to get this blog up and running long before now, however
       a few big changes in my life have kept me from doing so. Explanation below the cut.}

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gogopri:

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